Several weeks ago, I went to a local swimming pool/water park with my best friend and her two kids. And of course Paisley. I wore one of my favorite bikinis which is brown with white polka dots. I feel like it's super cute and definitely doesn't scream "soccer mom". It's not like a one-piece with a skirt, people.
Well, lo and behold, someone else at the waterpark had on the exact same bikini. Which is never good, especially if that someone is way better looking than you. But in this case, it was even worse than that. It was an 80-year-old woman. In my swimsuit. What is the chance of that happening???
And to make it worse, when I joked about it to my "best friend" (you know who you are), she paused when I asked her who looked better!!! One of the saddest days of my life. Losing a swimsuit competition to an octogenerian. :)
Well, lo and behold, someone else at the waterpark had on the exact same bikini. Which is never good, especially if that someone is way better looking than you. But in this case, it was even worse than that. It was an 80-year-old woman. In my swimsuit. What is the chance of that happening???
And to make it worse, when I joked about it to my "best friend" (you know who you are), she paused when I asked her who looked better!!! One of the saddest days of my life. Losing a swimsuit competition to an octogenerian. :)
Oh dear! I'm 100 percent positive you looked better :)
ReplyDeleteYou had to have worn it best:) An 80 year old cant hide all the wrinkly skin right? Unless shes a plastic surgery addict. :) But honestly, Im so jealous that you can even wear a bikini...I havent seen those days since college and I havent even carried a baby yet! ;) So you go girl.
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS to think of an old woman in a polka dot bikini! pretty sure you won :-)
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